Islands of Illusion: A Collection of New Poems
“A passion of the heart And the illustrious, “I was set off Or the truly amazing, “Tell me how to put I would put “[sic]” behind all these errors but I would need to spell it with a k. There is so much bad writing in this little, (thankfully), tome, that it is worth buying for any writer just to remind one of what NOT to do. I would suggest a subtitle of “Don’t Let This Happen to You.” Everyone who teaches writing should read from any page as a lesson of where ego and amateurishness collide in this hodgepodge of emotive, pseudo-intellectual claptrap. There is an almost indecipherable bit of purple prose by Esther Lombardi entitled, “Introduction,” where she says, “Illusion is that which misleads.” That is a definition which appears in no known dictionary, except Ms Lombardi’s. And I can say that this “book” is, using her definition, it is an “illusion,” because it certainly would mislead anyone perusing it into thinking he might have picked up a collection of poetry. I wish that it simply ended with the last poem, but not content to insult the reader with the Preface, Introduction and the “poems,” Mr. Khan reveals his true identity as a Pakistani in a section at the end called “Patrick Dempsey.” While written in the third person, the author’s poor grammar and awkward syntax pervade, revealing that either he or someone else with the same accent wrote it. Again, this could be quaint, even laudable, were the poems honest and truthful. They are unrelentingly neither. But, we are beaten over the head again with a chapter entitled, “Afterword,” by someone calling himself, “M. Stefan Strozier.” He compares Khan with the greats of literature (believe me; I’m not kidding although I wish I were) - “…there has never been a great American playwright, whereas America has had a few great writers in the past. O’Neill and Williams, though very good, are not on the same level as Shakespeare, Sophocles, Euripides, Ibsen, Chekov, etc. O’Neill’s best plays are about drunken Irishmen, drinking during most of the play!...Khan’s poetry is crystal-clear, pick any random line. His mind’s eye is capable of analyzing from several angles, simultaneously…truly great writers like Khan [are] absolutely exhilarating.” I would bet that Mr. “Strozier” and Mr. “Dempsey” are very, very close. So close in fact, that if they are not one and the same, they would need to be separated with a crowbar. I don’t know how many trees died for the publication of “Islands of Illusion,” but their ghosts are weeping, along with me, but these are tears of laughter and disgust, not sympathy. |